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Make-A-Wish gone bankrupt!!!

Posted by StickemUpOnline Jan. 26, 2008 @ 3:41 PM EST

The world is officially all out of wishes thanks to one little greedy shit of a kid! I hope this kids cancers turns into some kind of hybrid Bear-Shark capable of devours this child's soul!

So If you haven't heard the story, this kid wished for Unlimited Wishes and got it due to legal bindings or some such nonsense.

The best part is when the anchor lady wishes this kid to die soon!

It's on my blog. Here's a link:

Cerebral Lolzy

P.S. My Janurary project really didn't pan out right, and due to complication, had to be scrapped. But I'm working on my next project, Hopefully I'll have it done by the end of Feb!

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70 Comments

Jan. 26, 2008 | 3:54 PM Gamefan15 says:

O_O wow...speakless..my wish is to have this kid dead because hes taking all of the kids wishes. I don't fricking care if this kid has cancer, someone needs to kill that kid right now...THANKS TO YOU! EVERY SICK KIDS FEELS LESS SPECIAL AND SAD BECAUSE OF YOU, HOPE YOUR FUCKING PROUD OF YOURSELF.

Jan. 26, 2008 | 3:56 PM StickemUpOnline responds:

Abso-fucking-lutely!


Jan. 26, 2008 | 4:06 PM doberman7 says:

No shit.


Jan. 26, 2008 | 4:07 PM Sirkowski says:

hahaha!


Jan. 26, 2008 | 4:12 PM Dazmi says:

Don't worry, he has cancer.

It had to happen sooner or later, right?


Jan. 26, 2008 | 4:13 PM mixarox says:

What ? make a wish gone bankrupcy ? why ? that kid is a monster ! hope his cancer can spread over his familly ! he deserves to die because other kds won't have any fun anymore cause of him ! Moron

Jan. 26, 2008 | 4:15 PM StickemUpOnline responds:

If my foot was cancer I'd kick him in the testes with it!


Jan. 26, 2008 | 4:23 PM Gamefan15 says:

Make-A-Wish should have made No Unlimited Wish Wish rule >:/...


Jan. 26, 2008 | 4:25 PM sbizznaz says:

Yo this is ridiculous, the make a wish foundation has no one to blame but themselves, come on people this is a little kid who is DYING give him a break, the organisation should have been less ignorant about the chance of unlimited wishes. come on man, yes i understand he'sa greedy kid but i dont think he deserves death wished upon him, think about it if you were his age, going to die and there was a chance to be given unlimted wishes i think a lot of you would have jumped at the chance.
YA DIG


Jan. 26, 2008 | 4:31 PM Gamefan15 says:

Yes..but hes taking the wishes of other kids. If i had cancer and make-a-wish came to me i wouldn't be some greedy ass kid saying he wants unlimited wishes and not thinking of others and only himself..heck even make-a-wish was suing the kid and he wished not to be sued so not he can keep on making wishes >_>. Sooner or later he would be buying your asses.

Jan. 26, 2008 | 4:34 PM StickemUpOnline responds:

Exactly. If the kid knew he was being sued then he knew what trouble he was causing! This kid knows what he's doing and he's a prick! What a way to spend you dying days huh? Make'n damned sure you get into hell!


Jan. 26, 2008 | 4:51 PM molkman says:

Wow, American legal system sure is a bum.

Jan. 26, 2008 | 4:55 PM StickemUpOnline responds:

I hear that!


Jan. 26, 2008 | 5:14 PM boney-man says:

Somehow I find a hard time believing this... but if it's true, that kid is a greedy little dick.

Seeing as he's terminally ill you'd think he'd be a nice, caring person right? BUT NO, this is him: "fuck everyone else I want what i want NOW!"

lol.


Jan. 26, 2008 | 5:24 PM Wigallo says:

Wow I am surprised someone doesn't just strangle this kid. He is so evil. Even if I had made that wish, I would not have done what he did. I would just like "Unlimited wishes" and just wish for like games and a big screen TV and meet one famous celebrity I like. Also are they really putting his face on Mount Rushmore? This kids making wishes that like aren't even possible. I think his parents need to stop him. Because don't they have some say?


Jan. 26, 2008 | 5:31 PM farfenwaffle says:

my wish is to have cancer so i can be him 0.0


Jan. 26, 2008 | 5:41 PM Doomsday-One says:

Erm, bad (or good) news...

As soon as I saw the video thing, I recognised the whole "news show", which I've seen before, it always does fake reports, for comedy purposes (I saw one about a fat kid).

If you still don't believe me, the Make-A-Wish Foundation have made a statement on their website:
http://www.wish.org/about/chain_lette rs

For those that don't wish to visit, it states:

"We have received inquiries from supporters about an Internet video that depicts a fictional news broadcast, "Today Now!" The video includes a report about a "wish kid" whose wish for unlimited wishes has put the Make-A-Wish Foundation's future in jeopardy. The "Today Now!" segment is not true and all characters, including wish child "Chad," are fictitious. The video was produced by The Onion, which is well-known for using satire to parody news events. Rest assured, the Make-A-Wish Foundation is financially sound thanks to its many generous donors. Also, the Foundation will not grant "unlimited wishes" to a wish child. The policy is clear: We grant the one true wish of each eligible child with a life-threatening medical condition. We appreciate your support for the Make-A-Wish mission and the thousands of courageous children we serve. Please refer anyone with questions about the video or chain letters to this page."

And no, I haven't read it all either...


Jan. 26, 2008 | 5:47 PM Doomsday-One says:

But you knew that already, didn't you Allan?
DIDN'T YOU?!

P.S. Sorry for double posting...

Jan. 26, 2008 | 5:50 PM StickemUpOnline responds:

Yeah, but it was fun huh? Good work gumshoe! (Carmen Sandiego) If I had one, I'd give you a prize! But I don't. :(. You can find the original on The Onion. I actually got a very angry comment on my blog from someone for it. Meh, Some people just LOOOOOOOVE the internet too much! I'm surprised no one caught the mentioning of the Onion underneath the video!

Updated: Jan. 26, 2008, 5:51 PM

Jan. 26, 2008 | 5:47 PM Masterswordman says:

Pssh! Thats the dumbest thing in the world. I mean, there has to be some line of reason, right?


Jan. 26, 2008 | 5:55 PM sbizznaz says:

Damn man you got a brother getting all emotional bout this lttle bald headed kid shiiiittttl. only to find out it was all fake, shiiiiitttt, screw you allan, screw you. lol.


Jan. 26, 2008 | 5:57 PM Gamefan15 says:

Fuck :D


Jan. 26, 2008 | 5:57 PM Doomsday-One says:

Actually, the reason I knew you knew was because you mentioned the Onion under the video...

If you want, you can delete my comment and have some more fun winding people up!


Jan. 26, 2008 | 6:00 PM Ookami-Kun says:

Bad taste humour much?

For anyone who hasn't noticed - this video is a hoax made for comedic purposes, although I gotta say - it's not even slightly funny.


Jan. 26, 2008 | 6:00 PM Ookami-Kun says:

Forgot to put this link into the first comment:

http://www.wish.org/about/chain_lette rs


Jan. 26, 2008 | 6:39 PM caleb8 says:

wow at first i thought this story was from the onion when i first heard about it

crazy...

-caleb8


Jan. 26, 2008 | 6:41 PM voidshatter says:

if only death notes were real, it'd be fixed up in 40 seconds


Jan. 26, 2008 | 6:45 PM ToasterDemon says:

lol, its fake people The clip is from the onion.


Jan. 26, 2008 | 6:48 PM GothHawk says:

=P this is a hoax by the website The Onion.

http://www.wish.org/about/chain_lette rs


Jan. 26, 2008 | 6:50 PM GothHawk says:

o-0 oops. Sorry lol totally failed to notice that like...1...2...3....everyone already said this was a hoax. My bad.


Jan. 26, 2008 | 7:15 PM UnderARock says:

Its a fake video, just read the comments on the video's actual site, someone quoted a response to it all.

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/us ermovies/166167.html


Jan. 26, 2008 | 7:49 PM Aldenio says:

If you look in the lower left corner, you can see "Onion News Network" The Onion is a satire publication; None of its articles are real. This is just a joke.


Jan. 26, 2008 | 8:29 PM squidly says:

That kid reddefined selfishness.


Jan. 26, 2008 | 9:16 PM Night-Ranger says:

Don't be silly.
Complete HOAX.


Jan. 26, 2008 | 9:24 PM EL-7 says:

What if he wished for a cure for cancer?

We'd be royally fucked.


Jan. 26, 2008 | 9:31 PM DeadlySinners says:

OMG! What an ass! Yes he is dying and yes he diserves to be made happy, but he is just taking it too far! lol a fight between darth vader and a pirate, daily hotdog lunches with a base ball player, and who needs to go to disney land 4 times in a row?! Pretty smart of him to wish the opposing lawyers away tho. I wonder what they would do if he asked them to kill someone? Sounds to me like there needs to be an "accident" on one of the disney land rollercoasrers when he is riding.


Jan. 26, 2008 | 9:36 PM DeadlySinners says:

O man i feel stupid, its fake


Jan. 26, 2008 | 9:58 PM Squeky says:

maybe i should take of wd40, a match and torch that kid (very slow and very painful death ha ha ha) ok now im being evil but still that should die (mr.iliketostealeverykidswishbecausei mafuckinghomobecauseimevil)


Jan. 26, 2008 | 10:07 PM WCC says:

Un-fucking-believable!What a greedy little Bitch! What's the point in having unlimited wishes if your not going to live very long. And to think the little dick's parents went with this!


Jan. 26, 2008 | 10:16 PM WCC says:

Damn it! It's fake, oh well, at least you got what you wanted. Allen Awesome, your a genuis(did I spell that right?)
:D


Jan. 26, 2008 | 10:30 PM Jimtopia says:

You realize this was a fake show conceived by The Onion, right? Even look it up on www.snopes.com, it's fake. Don't feel bad though, I thought it was real too! lol


Jan. 26, 2008 | 11:01 PM jordan10la says:

I'm sorry but I can't believe that.


Jan. 27, 2008 | 12:10 AM RedDreadSky says:

I love the Onion.


Jan. 27, 2008 | 12:11 AM RedDreadSky says:

Lol, everyone though it was real.


Jan. 27, 2008 | 12:44 AM squeakytoad says:

This was a great hoax. Even though it was outrageously absurd and unbelievable, tons of nuts bought it. They actually believed this. Brilliant.


Jan. 27, 2008 | 1:42 AM KingAza says:

what if he wishes to not die? :O?


Jan. 27, 2008 | 2:25 AM VVJaGeRVV says:

Go to the official website and do some research before you go believing everything you hear people :P

http://www.wish.org/about/chain_lette rs

Its a fake story put out by The Onion.


Jan. 27, 2008 | 3:59 AM Bluerockworld says:

...........I was on the verge of tears when I hit the bottom under the movie....
then I got really angry... how can you throw someone through a loop like that...
And that is why I hate the onion...besides they smell...


Jan. 27, 2008 | 4:04 AM blocksarecool1 says:

jesus is gonna stab for that
greedy bastard


Jan. 27, 2008 | 4:46 AM xXxTHRILLxXx says:

WTF BAHAHAKLAJSDHFQW;FLKHRFIEUH...
stupid little fuck. smh basically wishing away the make a wish foundation. damn, they gave this kid some real power. but i aint trippin, i kno id do the same damn thang if i had the chance.
wish1: state of the art recording studio
wish2: unlimited exclusive rights to commendeer any beat i want
wish3: threesome with Jessica Alba, Christina Milian, and Stacey Darsh broadcasted live on national TV
wish4: my CD is on every shelf in every Music store in the world
wish5: my own crib on the moon so i can escape all of you silly punk ass mortals
wish6: a blunt that never burns out, a bong that never clears, a cup of drank that never empties
wish7: to be 5ft 11
wish8: to be the perfect male specimen
wish9: to have my flash submission on the home page
wish 10: to have everyone on myspace my friend.
yeah.... thats the life for me...


Jan. 27, 2008 | 5:32 AM YK-Blaze says:

you know what that means?
kids with cancer will see these and then will also wish for unlimited wishes
no more wish foundation
THAT KID IS A BASTARD AND SHOULD GO TO HELL FOR BEING AN EGOIST!


Jan. 27, 2008 | 5:34 AM YK-Blaze says:

xxxthrillsxxx you an egoist what about the other fucking kids who suffer? they dont deserve nothing? they are unspecial now?


Jan. 27, 2008 | 6:44 AM piggyclock says:

haha that was cool


Jan. 27, 2008 | 7:21 AM Kenney says:

Pretty funny, but even more funny is people who believe in The Onion news, suckers :P

Jan. 27, 2008 | 12:37 PM StickemUpOnline responds:

...XD...


Jan. 27, 2008 | 8:35 AM Ishcabybel says:

That little butt-fucker!!! I hope he dies of Super Cancer or something!!! As a matter of fact, where is my gun!!!


Jan. 27, 2008 | 9:56 AM RAYMIEURCUYO says:

My wish is to be that kid!!!


Jan. 27, 2008 | 10:51 AM punkrocklock says:

Thats just a myth


Jan. 27, 2008 | 10:59 AM Xaxrox says:

You are the King Of The Portal. Noticed?

Jan. 27, 2008 | 12:38 PM StickemUpOnline responds:

yup! 2:3


Jan. 27, 2008 | 11:38 AM Ragnarokia says:

I hate children who try to use loop holes, I don't care for what legal reasons there are, or wether they are illegal to stop, for times like this, I would have this child taken off life support.
Doesn't he believe in hell in his country? If so why is he doing these things, ungratefull bastard.


Jan. 27, 2008 | 12:19 PM NickSiamas says:

They're probably just going to take it all back after he dies. Haha


Jan. 27, 2008 | 1:50 PM OdHero says:

But it's make ---->A<----- wish.

Plus why didn't they just get the next kid to wish that the kid only got one more wish, and that the rules were put that only one wish be granted.


Jan. 27, 2008 | 1:54 PM GhostGrind says:

That's scary! I know the kid's dying and all, but even I wouldn't make an outrageous number of wishes like that, even if I had unlimited wishes! I hope they find some way to get out of this mess...


Jan. 27, 2008 | 2:46 PM BeretClock says:

Dude it's...from the Onion. It's fake.


Jan. 27, 2008 | 2:48 PM Infernalz says:

What a greedy little shit!


Jan. 27, 2008 | 3:36 PM SpaceWalk says:

what a dick, he could at least hold back on some of the wishes he doesnt need like the F-14's or whatever, like what's he gonna need all the junk for


Jan. 27, 2008 | 4:11 PM zooominsh says:

That kid had a good ide about unlimited wishes. :D
thats funny.


Jan. 27, 2008 | 5:49 PM jakobhummelen says:

yeah.. you do know that a simple google to the make a wish website tells us that this is a segment from a satire comedy show right?

Of course this is not going to happen...


Jan. 27, 2008 | 6:08 PM kojay says:

MY GOD
i mean its nice that their doing this for him but this kids just robbing something thats a blessing to unfortunate little kids everywhere, how are other kids ever going to get their wishes when they get this greedy little bastard robbing them all

how can he do this


Jan. 27, 2008 | 6:48 PM homor says:

ITS FAKE! ITS FAKE!

ITS FROM A PARODY NEWS SOURCE CALLED THE ONNION!


Jan. 27, 2008 | 7:30 PM Zombie-Pimp says:

lol.. its so funny how many people fell for this prank. I'm reading all the pissed off comments, and they're almost as funny as the video itself.

Jan. 27, 2008 | 9:34 PM StickemUpOnline responds:

...lol...XD


Jan. 27, 2008 | 7:50 PM Great-KiLaZ says:

...I cant believe people accually believe this.If you go on the make a wish foundation site you can find a thing that tells you its fake....for god sakes.....


Jan. 27, 2008 | 9:00 PM gufu says:

This is freakin of epic lolz... well, he found his genie, he exploited him! Either that or he does not nderstand the basics of money.


Jan. 27, 2008 | 10:09 PM ProBo says:

Its a joke, the Onion is a fake news network that make up storys to give a satiric look at our world.. don't you know satire when you see it?


Jan. 27, 2008 | 10:36 PM XxCircaPattxX says:

its a scam...go to the make-a-wish website they say its fake!!


Feb. 4, 2008 | 9:16 PM Del-Pwnzor9237 says:

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! He is SO gonna be killed by a couple of kids sooner or later.

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