Mwa ha ha! I feel like a man! Got my cherry popped!

So I was just sit'n here at work, have a shit fest of a day in my cubicle when i got bored and decide to play some games on NG. So, I'm just stroll'n through the internet on my way to NG, I stop and check MySpace, reply to a couple e-mails in which I mention how shitty my day is, then I continue walking. I finally get to NG and see a familiar icon on the front page! "Holy fucking cock gobble!", I exclaim with much disbelief, "I made front page!". So I leaned back in my,semi-reclining, shit-scuse for an office chair and smile with a smug satisfaction. 'I did it', I thought,'I kicked infinity ass!'

True story!

Thnx NG!