Update:

So I guess I was being a dick. My bad. Last thing I want to be. I got a PM from KidneyJohn. I replied with an apology. Here it is:

"Hey man,

I seriously want to apologize. I just saw it and got extremely pissed because it was something I was working on for awhile. The comment of 'I wouldn't mind seeing others try doing similar things' was specifically in context to My NG, but I digress. I was just angry and disappointed so I made assumptions. I know it's not an excuse but I hope you can understand my thought process. Last thing I want is to come off as a dick and I know when I have been a dick. So consider this a serious apology. Been under alot of stress lately so seeing my idea seemingly snatched from my hands (pun intended ) kinda lit my fuse. Not to say you snatched my idea literally, more a a figurative expression. Once again, sorry man. Hope there's no hard feelings. I understand if there is."

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I am throughly pissed right about now. For those of you who have seen hand jobs and found it's content somewhat familiar. You are right to feel this way. You may have seen this on My Newgrounds. The title even can be found in a blog post I did regarding My NG! Son of a BITCH! Damn it!

My Idea!!!

Here's a bit of a preview of things to come! I'm hard at work and this should blow a few minds! See you all on Pico Day! LOL's for everyone...on me!

It's relentless. The shear volume of people who vote down my submissions because they like Water Lollies better. And I know my work isn't even approaching that of Adam Phillips. Look, I understand that Water Lollies is just like a visual orgasm, though, in my opinion, lacking in plot. Not to say my latest submission was at all "thrilling". It's just like some kind of running gag. I submit something I've been working on for a while. It gets great reviews. Then it gets voted up above Water Lollies. That's when it starts. I getter PM after PM, comment after comment, berating me about how my work is shit compared to Water Lollies and it shouldn't be so popular. Look, it's not like I wave some kind of wand and force my work up to the top. It's not like my work just pops up there in a couple seconds. It's a process, that takes days. If you don't want my work above Water Lollies then just give it a bad score before it gets up there. Because, seriously, I'd rather have a shit score than an inbox full of shit talking. So please, use you head. Thnx! XD

Here's a bit of a screen for my new flash! Now go see it in motion!

The Pen is Mightier...

Here's a little strip I did. I'd like to make a whole cartoon with a bunch of shorts like this. Hey! Maybe I will!

There's also an animated .gif here!

Anonymous Message to Scientology

I heart scientology! Aliens are teh R0x0rz!

The world is officially all out of wishes thanks to one little greedy shit of a kid! I hope this kids cancers turns into some kind of hybrid Bear-Shark capable of devours this child's soul!

So If you haven't heard the story, this kid wished for Unlimited Wishes and got it due to legal bindings or some such nonsense.

The best part is when the anchor lady wishes this kid to die soon!

It's on my blog. Here's a link:

Cerebral Lolzy

P.S. My Janurary project really didn't pan out right, and due to complication, had to be scrapped. But I'm working on my next project, Hopefully I'll have it done by the end of Feb!

Oh man, 2008 is gunna be good! This year I'm going to blow your minds!

Yes my loyal subjects, I am king of the portal! You can start reveling in my majesty now!

Just kidding!
But shit, I'm really fucking excited! Maybe I'll shoot for king of the portal again this month! Meh, maybe February, I'm too busy this month. Well, I'd like to thank NG and everyone who enjoyed my flash. You guys kick ass!

The funny thing about winning this award is the update I wrote for my site yesterday that I'll be posting later today, in about 8 hours. (I'm stuck at work.)

Anyway, got an awesome flash lined up for this month! I'll prolly start doing 1 Flash a month now. You know, pace my self and focus on the comic a bit more. So keep on the look out sometime mid Jan.

Once again, thnx for the support everyone!

I just want to take the time to write a post about the response to my most recent flash. It's been, needless to say, overwhelming! You all left so many kind reviews, and I was so happy to read them all. I'm really sorry I couldn't reply to each on of you individually, there were just so many! I also received alot of very nice PMs from alot of you both complimenting the flash and asking for advice. I've replied to all those who left compliments, as for those asking advice, you should be getting a reply tomorrow. (My first day off since submitting last)

I was also very excited to see many of you expressing a desire to learn flash after watching my short. I am extremely happy to hear that. Flash is by far, in my opinion, one of the funnest programs to animate with. Though, seeing as how I don't work in the field, I haven't experienced much else, say Maya and 3DS Max. Either way, I encourage all of you to pick it up, get some books, read some tutorials, and work your asses off! It's worth it when you finally see your own, finished, animation.

I also had a lot of people ask questions about making it so here it goes.

-It took somwhere between 15-18 hours to complete. I Did it all in one day. I started at 5 AM and, with a few breaks, finished around 11 PM.

-The video actually has no audio. I recorded all of that separate in Acid Music Studio.

-I DID get the idea from the HP commercials. I also have an HP. Coincidence? Yes!

-Yes, that's a Ben 10 statue on the TV!

-No, I wouldn't mind seeing others try doing similar things, maybe for a collection.

-And no, I am not a cyborg created specifically for the purpose of posting on NG!

-Yes, I have many more exciting project currently in the works and on the way! Here's a hint... HandJobs! ( Not what you think it is. )

Again, my thanks go out to all of the NG users who made this such a big success. Like I've said before, if it wasn't for NG, my flash's would just get lost in the infinity that is the interwebs!

-Late